Okay, I’ve gone golfing a total of about 4 times in my entire life (3 of those 4 were miniature golfing as a kid). I remember lots of frustrating tee offs, lots of sand traps that appeared to have been designed by sadists, and lots of back pain. I don’t, however, remember much in the way of seriously curvy babes with big asses in tight shorts playing the course I was on. Well, Devon Lee, who is well known for having a marvelously curvy round ass that is lusted after by half the internet porn lovers out there, likes to golf evidently. Now, that doesn’t mean she’s good at it, it just means she likes to whack those balls around. In this video over at Assparade, Devon plays her game of golf and does horribly, then she meets a dude who shows her some tips for her swing. That’s not the only thing her teaches her though, as the two horny golfers retreat to the clubhouse where things get very interesting and decidedly un-golfy.

Ok, so the guy begins by peeling off Devon Lee’s ridiculously tight golf shorts and reveals her fantastic big ass in all its naked glory. This woman is a tru curvy queen, with lots of bubbly butt to do for centuries. Next, the guy oils up her great ass and rubs it in until that keister is nice and shiny. Soon, Devon is on her knees taking that cock all the way to the back of her throat and giving him a nice sloppy blowjob. The best action comes when he starts to drill her tight pussy doggy style and we get to watch that hot ass jiggle uncontrollably while she squeals in pure delight. Damn, this is a definite bubble butt queen if I’ve ever seen one!

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So, you people have heard of Jenny Hendrix, right? I mean, how could you not have. This little sweetie has got a fucking perfect bubble butt caboose that makes your mouth water until you dehydrate. When she first popped onto the big ass porn scene, I nearly fucking fell on my face. She’s got this sexy wholesome look to her that is extremely arousing, and that delicious little round booty makes her one of the hottest chicks in all of porndom. Interestingly enough, Jenny loves to take cock in her curvy ass, and the bigger the better.

BigButtsLikeItBig put her in this video where she plays a customer service agent taking a complaint from a customer. This guy is all upset about something or other and demands to get a refund. Jenny is very insistent that the contract he signed allows for absolutely no refunds. Well, it looks like this guy isn’t going to take no for an answer as he pulls some sort of psycho fit and demands that Jenny suck his cock instead. Customer service is really, really important, it seems, so Jenny goes ahead and satisfies this guy by sucking his huge cock right there on her desk! Pretty soon, he’s demanding to fuck her perfect bubble butt ass and she hops right on his cock for a filthy anal sex fuck that will have you jerking so hard, you’ll need skin grafts on your hands! This scene is terribly hot, and Jenny Hendrix has never been more on her game.

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This new chick Dylan Ryder has been making my dick ache, so I need to do a post on her to relieve some of the tension. This girl has a thin frame, but her big beautiful ass is a thing of pure perfection. Dylan’s body is a sight that you could jack off to just by looking at it standing still. She’s got delicious looking boobies and some seriously sexy curves that compliment her genetically plump ass.

In this video for MonsterCurves called “Big and Beautiful”, Dylan shows up at the house of some piano guy for some lessons – at least, that’s what she tells him. She’s really more interested in getting some of the cock in his trousers, lessons of a very different sort indeed. After plenty of ass worship that involves oiling up the curvy body of this sexy babe, particularly that amazing round butt, we go inside and follow Dylan as she attempts to seduce her piano teacher. She takes out his hard cock and begins to suck him to a full erection and slobbers the thing up nicely. Soon, Dylan is riding his cock with her succulent bald pussy and her jiggling ass cheeks go totally out of control. The whole video is worth watching just for this part, which is where I got “comfortable.” You dudes have got to check out this video, Dylan Ryder is a star in the making!

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Oh boy, people, are we in for ball busting wank session! Gianna Michaels and Sara Jay are two of the most bootyful pornstars on the planet, and you know it’s true. Gianna’s ass is big and bubbly, so big you could get lost in there (I wouldn’t mind that at all, personally). Sara Jay’s butt is just a freaking planet or something. I mean it’s fucking huge! These two butt babes got together for a hardcore video at AssParade and, well, the world itself will never be the same.

The video is called “What Goes On Inside Our Studio” and, I must warn you, survival might not be possible. If you love massive asses like I do, then the sight of these big butt porn queens taking on the super hung Ramone will very likely do you in right there. These women get the ever loving crap fucked right out of them by this beast of a cock, all while their huge butts bounce around and jiggle madly. They finally get doused with a torrent of cum and lick each other up. Shit, these women are some of the hottest I’ve seen, and those asses are national treasures, as far as I’m concerned. Agree?

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I don’t usually pant while watching porn videos, but in this case, I must admit that I couldn’t control myself. These two incredibly hot curvy butt babes have really turned in one scorcher of a performance in this video called “Beginner’s Luck” for AssParade. Katja Kassin and Ava Rose star in this barn burner that includes Katja getting fucked right up her big german ass. Now, anal sex is nothing new to the voluptuous Miss Kassin, but this particular anal fucking is one of her hottest. The guy who gets the honors is totally new to the porn business, and boy did he luck out getting the duty to fuck these two hot ass sweeties.

Ava Rose has such a large ass, I think it’s probably even bigger than Katja’s. This thing is huge, a bulbous round monstrocity of a badonkadonk butt. You should see it bounce and jiggle like all fuck while Ava’s getting her tight bald pussy fucked hard by this dude. Both of these curvy babes show off their fantastic big asses and get the fucking of their lives, and I must say, it’s one helluva good jerking video. Too hot to miss!

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Ok, I need some seriously big booty tonight. I was looking through the members section of Extreme Asses and caught this fine black booty babe named Ayana Angel and her big bulbous ass is just fucking incredible! Ayana is a totally hot curvy nubian goddess with a big phat booty that will make your dick tear a hole through your shorts. Look, everybody know that black babes are where you go when you need some real megabooty, and Ayana proves this beyond doubt.

In this scorching video, Ayana begins by lounging out by the pool and showing off her magnificent big butt. We get lots of great shots of her big butt perfection, with plenty of oil applied to get that ghetto booty glistening like the shiniest thing you’ve ever seen. After we’re through admiring her great ass, it comes time to put that hot chick to work on a hard cock. They import some white dude with a big cock and he immediately puts the sexy black babe to work on it. She sucks hims nice and sloppy, then end up riding that fucking pole and loving it all the way. Finally, he nails her doggy style and that great booty jiggles like crazy while she takes it. Damn, I fucking lost half of my bodily fluids when I came to this scene. Does anybody even know if that’s safe? Fuck.

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Well, I must admit that I’ve been a serious fan of Jessica Lynn and her delicious big booty ever since she entered porn last year, but this new girl MacKenzee Pierce who stars with Jessica in this new anal video for Ass Parade is definitely challenging Jessica for first place in the heart of Buttler. MacKenzee is a sexy and curvy blond who loves to take cock up her voluptuous ass. That makes her an instant favorite for me, and the fact that she loves to play around with other big booty babes is a definite plus too.

These two sexy butt sluts get together in this video to try on several different sexy outfits including bikinis, lingerie, and other such slut duds. When the dude shows up, they ready to take his cock deep into their womanly bodies and give all of us a lot of action to watch. Seriously, there’s so much debauchery going on in this video, it’s amazing. Watching Mackenzee Pierce get a hot anal fucking has got to be the highlight of this scorching scene, but frankly there was so much big butt hotness all over the place, I can’t say it was the best part for sure. Watch this one because it will stiffen your willy like nothing you can imagine!

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Dudes, if I didn’t have pictures to prove it, you people wouldn’t even fucking believe me. These three gorgeous big butt babes Claire Dames, Ricki White, and Kelly Divine went to the gym to try to build bigger booties (I hope this trend sweeps America). Their personal trainers, a couple of horny guys who love big asses as much as we do, suggested that the best exercise they could do to get those booties even plumper than they already are would be a good hard anal sex fucking. Ok, I’m not sure about the factualness of that rather wild assertion, yet I am genitally tingled by the idea.

These big butt hotties were evidently convinced by their argument because they stripped off their gym clothes and served up their delicious bubble butts to these hungry and horny trainers to do with as they pleased! Damn, it was difficult to keep lil Buttler from spewing his jizzy juice all over the place as I watched these amazing curvy cuties pull their tights down to reveal their yummy plump booties. Claire Dames, whose ass is a magnificent example of perfection in booty, gets that keister fucked nice and deep while her hot tits bounce around everywhere! Kelly Divine also takes it anally, getting her juicy caboose nailed nice and hard. Ricki White is a total lust queen who totally loves sex, especially anal sex, and she gets assfucked properly too. Shit, this video’s got it all, people, except maybe beer and doobies.

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Time for some new butt flesh, people. I’ve been scouring the internets looking for some hot new booty, and boy have I found a sweet one. This cute butt belongs to Katie Cummings, a sexy and totally adorable plump booty hottie who is ripping up the big butt porn world. Katie just did a video for Monster Curves called “Roller Babe” which is so fucking hot, I can barely keep my ejaculate inside my body.

This video begins with Katie Cummings rolling around on roller blades while wearing a super tight pair of hot pants that are enough to get you blowing loads right there. I mean, this outfit is hot, my mufuckers. Things get even hotter when Katie gets naked and lays on the bed so that she can play with her terribly sexy and wet bald pussy. Her body is totally fucking perfect and when she starts masturbating, oh shit that’s hot! Ok, ok, so this muscular dude eventually shows up and takes out his huge cock and Katie goes straight for it. She sucks him while her perfectly cute butt is propped up in the air, and then she gets fucked by this guy as hard as I’ve ever seen. Her hot ass jiggles happily during all this carnal action and that makes me a very happy man! Look, don’t miss the full video because Katie is total breath of fresh air!

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Okay, so Easter is gone and done, but when I saw these three big ass hotties in this video “Easter Bunny Fever” from AssParade, I just had to feature it in my blog. Sarah Vandella, who is a terribly sexy blonde butt babe whose ass is like a fucking peach, is joined by the deliciously curvy latina Racquel and the new big butt superbabe Kira Lynne for a very naughty Easter egg hunt in the backyard. Now, this particular Easter party got totally out-of-control when the monster cock cuban Ramon and his pal showed up. The girls went straight for their dicks and starting sucking them off while dressed up like bunnies.

I don’t know if it’s due to some deep issue I’ve got or what, but I found this part extremely arousing. Watching Sarah and Racquel sucking cock while wearing bunny ears and while their massive asses jutted out as they knelt was almost too much for little Buttler. I almost ruined yet another keyboard with a cum explosion. When these babes start to take cock up their hot pussies, look out. Lots of jiggling asses and curvy joys galore. But things get really hot when Racquel decides that she needs a hard cock up her big latina ass. She rides that thing with her big butt and gets ass-fucked nice and deep! Shit, there was so much goodness in this video, I didn’t even know when to cum, so now I’ve got one of the most painful set of blue balls that have ever been known to mankind!

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Wow, this girl Brianna Beach is really lighting a fire in my shorts, let me tell ya. She’s a totally gorgeous blond with a sexy booty that just screams for attention. Brianna is not super voluptuous, but her genetically plump butt really qualifies her for a post on this blog. Now, you loyal lovers of all that is cheeky out there know full well that I, the indomitable Buttler, would never steer you wrong, am I right? Well, then you people really need to trust your good pal and check this video out. Brianna did a scene for the site Big Butt Cream and it’s so hot, you may need to turn off your smoke detectors for the next half hour. She even took a messy creampie right in her tight pussy!

Brianna’s sexy body and plump booty get oiled up and massaged to get her ready for the fucking that is in store for her. Lots of great footage of her sexy booty in a tight bikini bottom and plenty of holy ass worship. When they move her inside, that’s when the seriously hardcore action begins. Brianna goes for that big cock and slurps it up nice and sloppy. Soon, that huge cock is being plunged deep into her feminine love slot and Brianna starts to come alive with all sorts of enjoyment noises. When the guy can’t hold it anymore, he just cums a gallon right inside this sexy babe’s hot pussy and she loves it. Fuck, people, this one is a keeper.

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When I first saw Flower Tucci’s ass, I just about fell face first onto the floor. How could a human girl have an ass so big and juicy? Furthermore, how could it be that such a big booty babe would also love to take thick cock up that magnificent ass? Well, it is no longer necessary for me to ask these questions, since it’s clear that Flower is basically a Goddess who needs no rational explanation. In this video at Big Butts Like It Big, she is joined by her big booty gal-pal Luscious Lopez, who is a sexy latina with nice plump booty all her own. It just so happens that Luscious also loves anal sex and that’s good, since this video is packed with anal action. Flower and Luscious are working as secretaries who decide they’d like to sample the trouser snake of their coworker. When they get this guy onto the couch, they start stripping and getting their big asses ready to get anally fucked nice and deep. Both Luscious Lopez and Flower Tucci get assfucked in this video, so it’s just about perfect. Believe me, if you like either of these big booty babes, you need to watch this scene.

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Ok, so Assparade has decided to pair two extremely sexy booty babes together for an unforgettable threesome anal video that’s going to make you all a bunch of very happy Buttler disciples. Bobbi Starr certainly needs no introduction due to her sexy all-natural girl next door appeal which is totally mind warping since she is one of the dirtiest butt sluts in porn today (btw, I mean that in the most positive sense possible). Her bubbly ass is one of the reasons I get up in the morning, and she absolutely loves to take cock up there. She’s just a gorgeous girl who loves sex and has got a hot ass, so everything is perfect with her and I will probably insert her into my will. Having said that, Roxy Deville is one fucking hot latina. Her sexy latina booty is plump, round, and so so juicy! Damn, I would sink all 3 inches of little Buttler in there if I had the opportunity. Ok, so these girls are fucking hot, and in this porn video called “The Artistic Side of A Pornstar”, they get very nasty with a big cock. Bobbi Starr gets it anal while Roxy Deville takes more cock up her pussy than was ever before thought physically possible. Don’t miss this one, chaps, because it will blow your mind.

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Well, apparently men aren’t the only unfortunate souls that get ass-fucked in prison. Katja Kassin is a prison guard who likes to taunt the inmates she oversees — lots of jokes at their expense, lots of snide remarks, and lots humiliation. Unfortunately for her, when two of them were able to lift her cell key, they opened the door and grabbed a whole lot of big ass that they knew exactly what they were going to do with. They take Katja’s uniform off and put her straight to work on their big cocks, then start to finger her big ass for the fucking they’ve got in store for it. Katja looks absolutely gorgeous with a big black dick in her mouth and slobbery spit seeping out the sides. When the time comes to fill that amazing big butt with cock, Katja is totally into it and begging for them to fuck her ass. This is some of the best anal sex video footage I’ve seen in a good long time. Big, long dicks penetrating deep into a perfect bubble butt ass! Katja Kassin has won a special place in my heart with this video, it’s absolutely off the fucking wall!

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Wow, have I seen the light, and it’s name is Elizabeth from Iowa! Dudes, listen the fuck up because this will be one of the most important big booty porn videos you will ever see in your entire lives. The mother fuckers at Monster Curves has found yet another ridiculously hot, all-natural, big butt girl from the midwest who threatens to finally end the normal function of my cherished testes once and for all. This girl will most likely bust your testicles as well, so just a warning. She’s young, she’s fresh-faced, she’s totally new to the porn industry, and she’s got a corn-fed booty that will knock you down flat on your ass. They begin this amazing video by having Elizabeth strut her big booty around the pool and shit. Soon, they douse her big ass with oil and rub it in until they’ve achieved a healthy shining glaze on these buns of delight. Elizabeth is questioned about her personal life, her home state of Iowa, and her opinions on the environmental risks of offshore oil drilling (made that last one up). They lead her over to the stud who will be filling her tight teen pussy with cock today, and he can’t even believe how hot that big ass of hers is. She goes down on him and sucks him to full boner, then he proceeds to fuck the crap out of her while that amazing booty bounces around like crazy. Finally, he blows a serious load of cum all over her bubbly butt and ends a video that would have to be considered a cardiac health risk. Shit, people, you MUST see this video!

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Well, here’s a new bubble butt brunette babe that has caused some substantial tingling in Buttler’s shorts (and, yes, I’m sure it’s not my crabs). Jordan Jagger is packing one hell of a bubble ass behind her, and you can tell it’s a really happy ass by the way it just juts right out and bounces around. The only thing better that watching Jordan’s meaty butt bounce around is watching it bounce around on a stiff cock. Well, the boys at Round Mound of Ass have taken care of that for us. They got Jordan to agree to take cock on camera, and the resulting video will totally floor you and make your good trouser buddy very very happy! The video starts out with Jordan parading around this guy’s backyard in a super skimpy outfit that shows off her bubble mound of ass perfectly. After some tease, the clothes come off and we see just how divine that incredible ass really is. The dude gets a serious boner, and I can hardly blame him, so he takes the very hot Jordan Jagger into the house to continue the ass worship and get her hot mouth on his cock. She sucks that meat pole like she was born to blow, then she gets fucked in that tight little pussy of hers. Best part of the whole movie would be watching that amazing ass jiggle like all fuck while she takes it. Damn fine production that should definitely not be missed!

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Okay, when I, Buttler, am out lounging by the pool wearing my fashionable purple speedos, I almost always catch sight of a big ass latina babe whose marvelous bubble butt just seems to call out to my underendowed penis for some sodomy. Now, I realize that these booties need love, and I do recognize my duty to please those booties. However, I am slightly concerned that my tiny pecker will not even clear the sphincter muscle, which may lead to a somewhat embarrassing episode that may involve the big booty babe turning her head to me as I’m slamming her ass doggy and she says “Stop teasing, just put it in already, Buttler baby.” Now, Olivia O’Lovely will not be having that problem, apparently, since she has hooked up with Assparade again for a sizzling backdoor anal sex video that was filmed right by the pool. These people are nearly as pervy as I am, so they know exactly how to film butt sex in a way that captures the full erotic blast of the sodomy session. You’ll just have to trust me when I tell you that Olivia totally rocks in this scene. Her big fat latina ass looks fucking amazing as it slams down repeatedly onto a thick cock. She gets her big ass fucked like anal is going out of style, which better not happen anytime soon or I’ll have to protest in front of the White House wearing cheekless chaps or something. I’m sure nobody wants that to happen, so let’s stay sharp out there and keep pluging those bubble butts.

This little cutie called Lexi Love has been doing it for me ever since she first entered the fabled land of porndom last year. She’s not thick, she’s not terribly curvaceous, and she’s not exactly an amazon, but she’s a seriously sexy little package of plump butt hotness that I just had to feature here on my notorious big butt blog. Yes, I know her butt doesn’t qualify as “big” in a strict sense, but it’s so bubbly and plump that it turns little Buttler on something fierce, so here we are. In this video for Monster Curves, Lexi shows off that great ass as she struts her stuff by the pool, which is enough to get a dude interested in seeing what charms lay in the depths of her tight sphincter. They go inside and get down to business on the couch, as Lexi starts to suck on his fat cock, slobbering him up nicely and getting him ready to fuck her plump little butt. When the anal starts, I’m about ready to climb the walls. She looks so incredibly hot taking a big cock right up her bubble butt that you’re going to want to cum like a fucking uzi. This is a seriously hot scene!

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Carly Parker did this video for 40InchPlus several months back, but it’s still one of the hottest “huge ass in the shower” videos I’ve ever seen. For those of you who’ve been on sabbatical for the last year or two, Carly Parker has got to be on the hottest big butt babes in porn today. She’s also got a super tasty looking set of big floppy tits and a totally curvy body that will knock your balls out of your shorts. In this particular scene, Carly gets a visit from this guy who’s looking to score with her sexy big bootyfulness. She takes him into the shower and they lather up her fantastic huge ass while getting to know each other a little better. Pretty soon, Carly is sucking cock and taking it in her tight pussy. She’s a fucking piece of ass, people, so don’t miss this one.

This girl Delilah Strong and her fine latina bubble butt have been yanking my groin worm for a while now. I don’t get how a latina babe this real ever got into porn, because I’ve known many latina girls, and they usually would never think of letting the world know that they have a love affair with cock. Yeah, they love dick in private, but would never advertise, if you feel me. But Delilah doesn’t give a flying fuck because she’s in the big butt porn business to satisfy her carnal desires and nothing more. Here we see her doing a brand new video for Ass Parade where she hooks up with a cute friend who’s got a nice, but smaller, booty and a guy with a big dick who enjoys popping that coochie. It’s just a pleasure to watch Delilah’s big round butt jiggling around while she’d getting fucked, and I love the way she sucks cock. She seems to love every inch of schlong in her wet mouth. After the two booty babes gets nicely fucked, they get creamed right in the kissers with warm cum. Damn fine scene!

Shit, I can’t believe I let this one pass by me for so long. Richelle Ryan has an ass that will totally blow your balls clean off and leave stains all over your walls that you’ll need to hire people to come clean off. I’m totally serious when I say that Richelle’s deliciously hot round ass is a thing to behold. It’s perfectly plump, round, and as juicy as the orange I had for breakfast. In this video for 40InchPlus, Richelle gets a nice fat cock stuffed right into her wet mouth and gets the crap fucked out of that tight pussy of hers. Some great footage here of her bald pussy getting eaten by this dude as she straddles his face. When they get to the fucking, lookout, because this chick loves cock in her love hole. You people will love watching that fat ass jump and bounce around while she’s getting pounded full of man meat. Look, you’ve got to trust the Buttler on this one, you need to see this video!

Ok, I will admit that, as a little Buttler, I was totally enthralled by the ice cream truck. It was a reliable font of joy that made my juvenile dreams come true on a daily basis. Well, this time, the ice cream dream comes with two big asses that belong to the hottest ice cream men I’ve ever fucking seen! Alexis Texas and her hot blonde butt babe friend Ariel are taking over the whole ice cream truck business, it’s pretty clear, because who in their right minds would buy goodies from a fat bald guy with bad breath when you can get your snow cones from these to big ass babes of beauty? In the video over at MonsterCurves, the girls meet up with some dude named Ramon who’s looking for ice cream and a way into their panties. The girls are more than accommodating (and so are their orifices, as we soon find out) as they serve up some coconut cream, which gets liberally applied to their perfect bubble butt asses. When the cock comes out, it’s a fucking monster people. I mean, really, the man is well-endowed. He shoves that thing into Alexis’s hot mouth and eventually fucks the stuffing out of the big butt porn hottie. Soon, he’s cramming that fucking thing deep into Ariel’s tight asshole as well! Shit, you people need to check this one out, it will milk you like Borden.

The next time I head off on a road trip bound for Las Vegas, I’m gonna make sure to bring three incredibly hot bubble butt babes with me. That’s what’s going on in this extremely arousing video from Assparade. Gianna Michaels and her two gal pals Bobbi Starr and Lorelei Lee are cavorting around in the back seat of a limo while being driven to sin city. The three butt babes take off their clothes and prop their fantastic asses up in the air to be examined and worshiped by the lucky camera man. They play with each other’s pussies and assholes during the whole time, which makes Buttler’s boner stiff as granite.

Once they get to their destination, the girls get down and dirty with some serious cock. They get fucked into next week, and Bobbie and Lorelei even take thick dick up the ass. Let me tell you, there are few greater sights in this universe than the vision of Bobbi’s plump ass bouncing on a stiff cock. Gianna Michaels is on fire in this scene, too, as she get that fantastically curvy body fucked nice and hard. These girls are so fucking hot.

Shit, I’ve already done a couple posts on Phoenix Marie, but this one is probably the best. If you’ve been waiting for this curvy piece of ass to take dick up her sweet big butt, this is your lucky day! Phoenix signed on with MonsterCurves to do an anal video and it is crazy hot, people. Look, I love this woman, ok? I sent her chocolates on Valentine’s Day, lace panties on her birthday, and Peking Duck on Christmas Day. Ok, so maybe the Peking Duck was a bad choice for the Christmas present, considering I used a cheap 2-week delivery option which probably meant the duck smelled like a homicide when it finally got to her, but we all make mistakes. I don’t want to dwell on my personal relationship with Phoenix right now, because this sizzling anal sex video she did is off the charts in terms of big butt hotness and it must be discussed. She shows up at this mansion and pulls up her dress to show us her fantastic big bubble butt. Then, she gets into a bath tub and washes her sexy curvy body all over and prepares her cute little butthole for the deep penetration that’s in store for it. Once the guy with the big dick shows up, she’s all over him. You can tell Phoenix definitely wants to get assfucked today! She rides his cock with her tight pussy for a while, then the anal fun begins. He slips that thick prick into her tight big booty and fucks that ass into next week. Shit, I must’ve blown 7 or 8 loads on this one. Trust me, you need to watch this video!

My beloved fanatic legions, I will implore you to believe your fearless leader when I tell you that I very nearly took a free and liberal shit all over my pet schnauzer when I spotted this video over at FlowerTucci.com. After I moved my dog to safety, out from under my chair, I proceeded into this video feeling a combination of lust, hope, and slight crotch itch (probably due to infrequent bathing) as my eyes beheld the majesty of 5 nearly perfect bubble butts assembled on a basketball court. Flower Tucci, that ridiculously big assed porn superstar who has, for some reason, refused all five of my marriage proposals, got 4 of her big butt girlfriends to meet her on the court for some basketball with a side of fucking. Their opponents were a group of guys who happen to possess large cocks, so naturally they got around to some serious screwing. This outdoor sporting event then turned into the biggest fucking orgy since the time Caligula got locked in a horse stable. The bubble butts on these girls are totally off the hook, with Flower probably packing the best booty. She is joined by Cody Lane, Trina Michaels, Candace, and Luscious Lopez. All these big booty babes are top notch and they all love taking big cocks. Flower and Luscious take these cocks up the ass in some of the hottest anal sex I’ve seen in quite a while. Fuck, this one is a keeper for damn sure!

Jeez, people, I thought I had seen the best of Luscious Lopez porn until I found this gem over at Extreme Asses. This hot latina has been in porn for a while, doing quite a few scenes that have put my tongue on the floor. But, in this video, Luscious really takes the cake — or, rather, she bakes it. The sexy big booty latina hottie finds herself in the kitchen indulging her baking hobby. She bakes up some really good looking cookies while wearing a ridiculously skimpy apron that allows her big phat ass to protrude seductively out the back. God, I would love to fuck this woman’s hot ass!! I’m sure she would be overwhelmed by my 3 inches of erectionary glory (actually, I doubt she would even know she was being assfucked). In this video, however, a dude with a big dick gets to tag Luscious in that big booty of beauty. He shows up and takes Ms. Lopez away from the baking toil and right onto his rigid cock. He fucks this curvy latina into next Tuesday and makes that beautiful phat butt ripple and jiggle like a motherfucker. Then, the real action begins when he sticks his thick cock up her glorious round ass. This scene really did it for me, I don’t know, just something about the whole baking theme really got lil Buttler hard as steel. Whatever you do, people, don’t miss this one.

This one makes me very happy, my public. I am referring to this incredibly hot video that the boys at 40inchplus have put out starring the unbelievable hot juicy ass of Phoenix Marie, that blond bubble butt goddess that’s been leaving a trail of exhausted, testicularly drained men in her wake ever since she debuted on the big ass porn scene a few months ago. They’ve really fucking outdone themselves this time, because this chick is so hot, and that big round bubble butt is so boner inducing, that there’s like a -17% chance that this video would not to totally rule. Phoenix is a curvy blond goddess who’s got a great set big boobs (they’re fake, but fuck, so are my two degrees in advanced sexual therapy). They look great, but her big bubble ass is just off the fucking charts. In this video, she gets paired with a guy who’s cock head can barely fit in her hot mouth. She tries, nevertheless, to suck as much of that thick tool as she can, then she gets that thing in her tight bald twat. There is some excellent footage here of Phoenix Marie getting her fantastic curvy body fucked hard with her sexy legs high in the air. This video is a must see, people. Very hot girl, very juicy ass.

When I was in college, the time I looked forward to the most was Spring Break. Not that I ever got any chicks, mind you, but just gawking at all those sexy asses walking around in the hot sun was enough to crank my engine. Well, the guys at Ass Parade apparently have much better luck picking up hot ass chicks as evidenced by Vanessa Lee. This tanned and toned spring breaker has a nice juicy ass that I wish I could fuck permanently. They approach her on the beach and talk her up (I need to study this method. Maybe if I could conquer my acne, halitosis, and persistent body odor, I could apply it and get some chicks.) with all the right words. Soon, she’s putty in their hands and she asks to be taken to a nice quiet place to fuck. Yes!!! Ok, I have to admit, I came at this point in the video, but I still had several rounds left in the cylinder (Please, people, remember old Buttler’s a pro). Once they get to the guy’s apartment, we get to see that glorious hot ass in all it’s naked glory. She starts sucking on the guy’s huge cock and pretty soon she’s got that thing plowing deep into her tight pussy. This chick has an ass to remember, and I know I’ll never forget it.

Okay, just for the record, if I were ever in the unfathomably lucky position to be Brianna Love’s boss, I would never — and I mean fucking ever — fire her. I don’t care if she’s embezzling millions and molesting the office goldfish, it’s just not going to happen. But, however unbelievably, the guy in this new video at Big Wet Butts decides to fire Brianna because, get this, her big fat ass is causing a mess in his office because it keeps knocking things over. Well, understandably, Brianna wasn’t very happy to hear about her firing, so she decided to try to get her boss on better terms with her big bubble booty. She goes into his office and pleads her case while stripping down and giving him a close look at the big ass that’s been causing so much trouble. Unsurprisingly, it turns out that the boss is quite taken with Brianna’s great round ass and he quickly develops a desire to fuck it. That’s no problem for this chick, she’s taken more cock up the ass than a 16th century cabin boy. It’s quite a sight to see Brianna Love’s plump bubble butt get impaled by this guy’s big dick. Lots of great anal sex here, people, the shots are simply fantastic, showing off the great bubbly curves while that fat cock saws between those big ass cheeks as that pooper gets pumped. Brianna is a total cutie. This one’s a can’t miss!

Ok, I don’t know if I’ve previously disclosed this information or not, but I am totally into big ass milfs. I think it started when I was in high school and I used to watch my english teacher writing on the board while her sexy big ass was jiggling all the while. Maria Belluci reminds me so fucking much of that hot english teacher, I can’t tell you. It’s fucking uncanny, the resemblance. In this super hot video, Maria joins Flower Tucci for a serious fuck session that gets captured on video for our viewing pleasure. Before it’s over, both Maria Belluci and Flower will get their tight pussies fucked hard, they’ll suck thick cock until they choke, and they’ll get their fantastic big asses pumped into next Tuesday. Holy fuck, I just had a thought of my english teacher getting her big round butt porked right there on her desk with a big fat cock. Oohh damn, that was nice. Ok, my left hand is full of jizz, but I can still type with my right hand, so no worries. Okay, so the video starts with Maria and Flower caressing each other while they’re both in skimpy bikinis. Soon, the dude shows up and they’re on their knees sucking his massive cock. Lots of nice fucking ensues which lead to some serious assfucking. Lots of great anal sex footage as hot milf Maria gets boned in the butt and Flower gets her huge asscheeks parted for backdoor entry. One fucking hot scene!